1.Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? A: Thunderwear
2.Q: Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? A: Dill with it.
3.Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13. A: Time to get a new clock.
.4.Q: What did one volcano say to the other? A: I lava you!
5.Q: What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? A: R2 Detour
6.Q: What did the little corn say to the mama corn? A: Where is pop corn?
7.Q: What did one plate say to the other? A: Dinner is on me!!
8.Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? A: Because when you find it, you stop looking
9.Q: What cakes and baseball teams have in common? A: They both need a good batter.
10.Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate? A: Nothing, it just waved.
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