Q: Why couldn't the pony sing the lullaby? A: Her voice was a little horse (Hoarse)
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
Q: What does the buffalo say when his son goes to college? A: Bison (Bye Son)
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear
Q: What time do you go to the dentist? A: 2:30 (tooth hurty)
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Then it would be a foot
Did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body? He's all right now!
Q: Why did the kid take a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to High School.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg? A: Because every play has a cast
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