1.Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
2.Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? A:Phillipe Phillope.
3.Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Close the door, I'm dressing.
4. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
5.Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu—you get what you deserve
6.Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: It gets jalapeno business
7.Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
8.Q: What do you call a magic dog? A: A labracadabrador
9.Q: What did the pirate say when he turned 80? A: Aye Matey
10.Q: What's Forest Gump's password? A: 1Forest1
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